THIS IS A PROBLEm ON MY MATH HOMEWORK AND I GOT KICKED OUT OF CLASS BECAUSE I STARTESD LAUGHING SO HARD I WAS CRYING
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I swear this song is like, joy itself made into sound
It calms me down no matter what
it could’ve fucking stopped the cold war if everyone just sat down and listened to it
I can help but smile every time I listen to it
This song is better than 95% of the songs I reviewed on slice the pie today.
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?
washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment
and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner.
I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.
That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average
A DASHCON BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD STILL PROBABLY BE TERRIBLE.
Their new event (Emoti-Con) is
- Being run by at least one of the Dashcon admins (Cain Hopkins) despite their ‘explanation interview' being a total and monumental failure
- A lot of the text on the Emoti-Con website is taken straight from the Dashcon Facebook page
- The date and venue set for Emoti-Con 2015 is exactly the same as initially set for Dashcon 2015
- The Indianapolis Convention Centre now has the details for Emoti-Con 2015 but still links to the now-defunct Dashcon website
And it’s absolutely hilarious.
Some people have sex and that’s okay
Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay
but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
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